Kyle: the country guy

A blond muscular man named Kyle holding a fish pops up on your screen. You swipe through some of his photos, typical small-town stuff, him in front of his truck, him shirtless, him holding even more fish, him with his friends, honestly you feel like this is a running meme now. Like do country guys have some kind of template they follow. Let me guess. His favorite music is... country! You check his profile. Yep, country. I must have ESP or something because I am... a psychic. You look down at the message he sent you:

"You must be a cow darlin cause I'll be your bull". What the fuck does that even mean.

You reply. "You have a really nice body, you're more like a minotaur than a bull."

"Well I am built like a Greek god, haha. I'd love to show you in person sometime darlin" Kyle replies

You flip back to his profile looking at him more closely. He does have some kind of appeal I suppose. I mean if I had to lose my virginity to someone I guess he wouldn't be half bad.

"You're on. I bet you wouldn't even live up to your Greek god status, more like... Geek God" you smile, that was a dumb joke but at least it had some wordplay.

"I'll pick you up. Just shoot me your address and I'll be all yours to show off" he replies.

Fuck. Am I really going to do this now? Or should I wait for a better time, you think.