Lauren from the front

The group of Vanessa's friends all came from the water, standing before Lauren who cowered nude, hiding what little she could before her laughing audience.

"Oh man, she looks even more hilarious from the front!"

"i know right! Look at those jellyrolls!" Monica pointed at Lauren hunched belly.

"Or those thunder thighs!"

"Forget all that, what happened to her tits!" Betty laughed. Even under Lauren's arm it was clear how little she had up top, and they'd all seen her topless and still thought she was a boy!

"I know right! She must have worn a padded bra!" David realized.

"What a phony!"

"Pathetic!"

Meanwhile Lauren just stood before their scorn, face so red it looked like it might pop...