A.T.V.

“We are ATV, or Adult Toy Visions inc. We are a startup research and development firm and producer of adult toys of all types, but especially for specific demographics. We’ve landed some big contracts, and will continue growing as long as we continue to produce. “

You weren’t expecting this place to make adult toys, but that does begin to line certain things up. She continued, “myself and two other ladies are the only employees for now, each of us having a different area of production.”

“We are offering a generous salary and 2% stakes in the company for anyone who can fill the requested role. What we are looking for is someone who can help all of us by doing the office secretarial work, being a go between for us, and being a test subject for the toys.”

That last part caught you off guard. Test subject? So you’d be required to use sex toys at work? What type of sectors would they be? Would you get to have sex with three women at work?

She can tell you are processing all this, so she pushes. “What we don’t need is a shy prudy boy. So if you want all the potential benifits, I need you to crawl under my desk and prove you’ll be exactly what we are looking for.”