Get her appetite

It was a complex idea, but the feeling of his pants getting tighter by the second made it sound great in Alex's mind; as he leaned forward he quickly scribbled "Alex's appetite" on her arm before pointing towards it making Stella turn her head.

"What?" she said turning back her arm to get a better look at the writing before sighing.

"You have an immense craving for semen. My semen in particular" he said trying to hide his growing erection by shuffling in his seat, "You'll feel hungrier the longer you go without it, and you have to get some at least once a day or you'll start to feel terrible".

He smiled as he watched Stella's face go from questioning to confused to disgusted to distraught as she started to cry.

Alex, not expecting this reaction, quickly stood up looking around unconfortably before asking: "Hey, are you ok?"

"Yeah..." she said sniffling, "It's just that my boyfriend will surely leave me once I tell him about my new diet!" she immediately went back to crying.

"Didn't even know she had a boyfriend" thought Alex before patting her on the back and saying "Well, he doesn't need to know! He might think it's sexual, but in reality it's not and it's just part of your diet!" he said hoping to calm her down.

"Really?" she said lifting her face and wiping off a tear, "You won't tell him?" she asked.

"I didn't even know he existed" he wanted to say but instead he simply nodded and smiled.

"Thank you!" she screamed hugging him tightly like she'd never done before in the last three years they'd been living together.

"You can just leave a small jar or something outside your door and I'll pass by to get it later" she said getting up to her feet, semingly having calmed down completely.

"Oh, this won't do" thought Alex as he tapped her on the shoulder and added "You have to get the semen straight from the source or it won't work. Also you have to extract it yourself."

He smiled as his flatmate's face grew white as a sheet and looked dumbfoundedly at him before sitting back down and grabbing her head between her hands.

"Don't worry about your boyfriend" he said smiling, knowing she wouldn't see it, "It's not cheating if it's to keep you healthy" he added.

"I know! But it still feels like it!" she screamed at him before storming off and locking herself in her room.

Alex quickly made his way back to his room and opened his computer, before starting to play some game to pass the time.