Diana Allers is on board!

Allers was doing a documentary on the life of the crew after the war. Showing the galaxy the real heros that saved them.

Humanizing them but also showing that everyday people could rise to any challenge.

She was filming the crew as she too went to join them for a quick bite when she saw the crowd around Dr. Chakwas lab.

She slipped through as her camera hovered over and was stunned at the sight.

Commander Shepard was naked and getting her temperature taken with a rectal thermometer!

"Hello story!" She took a spot in front of the camera and began broadcasting live. "Hello viewers. We have a breaking story here on the Normandy. Commander Shepard. The living legend. Many people believe she is above **** itself, but today we show you that she is very much human. And has the same issues we all face."

The camera zoomed in on Shepards exposed ass and gave very clear details of the glass rod currently inside her.

"Maybe not just like everyone."