You’re back at the office

The food is on your desk, and you’re back at work.

“Holy shit you were quick!” Your boss says as he walks by, he then walks into your office to grab his order.

“Where’s my drink?” He says angrily.

You stand there bewildered and not knowing what to say.

“Goddammit Zach are you fucking serious? One fucking Mountain Dew was too much to ask for you?”

“I-“

“Okay im officially over you. First you hardly work, you don’t get along with anyone here, and now you can’t get me a damn Mountain Dew, that’s it, you’re fired, get the fuck out.” He says.

You want to take a moment to process what the fuck just happened, but before you know it you’re getting rushed out of the building, the other guys that work there staring and pointing and laughing it up at you, as everyone’s favorite workplace punchbag is thrown out of the office and into the rain.