All things equal?

"What do you mean cheat?" Etna asked with an arrogant grin, "who needs to cheat against this has-been, I've already won." With those words spoke Etna struck a pose, her hips cocked to the side and she blew me a kiss. Laharla laughed, an air of arrogance surrounding her as she spoke, "As if I need to cheat to defeat this weakling!" What happened next confused me so greatly I sincerely felt sorry for Laharla. She attempted to strike a similar pose but due to her new found 'women hood' and the own discomfort she had with her body it turned into an awkward five minute attempt at a seductive strike.

Etna instantly broke out laughing, "You can't even do a good pose! Oh this will be easy..." At this point Flonne spoke up, raising a single finger as she spoke, "Well...not necessarily." Etna was quick to round on Flonne, a raised eyebrow as her voice spoke with guarded confusion, "What do you mean?" Flonne sighed, placing one of her hands on her cheek as she spoke, "If you look at it now, there is not body match between you two so if John enjoys flat chests then Laharla would most definitely win by default."

Now keeping in mind I preferred a decent amount of bust I kept silent, watching as Laharla preened happily while Etna clenched her fists in anger, turning to me with a sharp glare, "Well!? What are you waiting for!" I blinked in mass amounts of confusion as Etna continued to stare at me, my shoulders shrugging as I asked, "What?" Etna furiously pointed to Laharl, the ex-overlord still grinning with smug superiority, "Make that body of hers into my equal! I will show you that I'm a thousand times more sexy than that even if she has all my feminine charms!"

The response from Laharl was quick, turning to me with wide and surprised eyes as if to beg me not to. On the other hand Flonne happily smiled by my side, tapping her chin with thought and nodding, "Yes, I think that would work quite nicely. If you change Laharla into the same body type as Etna, then the contest will be purely on the skill and strength of love." My eye twitched in annoyance but I held my tongue, looking over to Laharl with a sigh, "Alright then, your body will become Etna's equal..."