Lose a laptop AND a lawn mower...Gain a Raven

I drop the phone and rundown stairs. I'm searching around the house looking through different rooms for missing objects. After finding the gutted remains of my laptop. I walk out to the garage mumbleing angerly. "700 fucking dollars down the drain." The girls dont seem to notice me as I walk past.

"What else could go wrong..." I walk out to the garage to cool my head and spy my rideing lawn mower...or whats left of it. "Jesus fucking CHRIST!!!" I fall to the floor and huff out a misrable sigh. "At least I know she's not a hologram. Somehow this is my fault i guess." I push myself to my feet and walk back inside the house.

I walk into the living room and find Gwen sitting in a chair eating some tofu drowning in barbque sauce, and the two Ravens sitting next to eachother fidgiting slightly. Raven 1 speaks up. "Are you mad about something John? Did...I do something?.." I plop down next to Gwen. "No...you..two didnt do anything bad, I'm just abit...grumpy."

I look over at Gwen and grumble to her in a deadpan voice. "Your takeing...This (Arm waveing in the direction of the Ravens) pretty well Gwen." She Grins to me after shoveling in a huge mouthfull. "You kiddn shon, thish is achshoeally pretty Normal." She swallows. "At least when it comes to Raven." She holds up the plate to me. "Want some?"

"Not right now, thanks." I tun my attention to the Ravens. "So...girls...What do I call you?"