Try to solve this mystery

(Originally by Voltros)

Sun: I got it!

Kate: What?

Sun: Why don't we solve this case ourselves.

The other seven girls gave her weird looks.

Kate: What makes you think we can solve it?

Sun: Think about it. Who knows more about clothing theft than the eight of us. You guys (she points at Kate, Rose, June, Alex, and Claire) are always stealing clothes and we (she points at herself, Lilly, and Mimi) are always victims. Between the eight of us, we should be about to figure it out in no time.

Kate: That's actually a very good point.

Lilly: Wait, you guys always steal my clothes?

Sun: Focus, Lilly.

Lilly: Okay, but where do we start?

Kate: The police station, of course. Maybe Victoria knows something.

They all piled into Lilly’s car. It was only purposed to seat five people so Claire had to sit on Alex’s lap up in front, Sun sat in between Lilly, Alex and Claire, Kate sat on Rose’s lap, and Mimi had to sit on June’s. It was a very awkward car ride, except for June. She was loving it.

June: Do you think we can do this more often?

Everyone else: Shut up, June!

June: I’ll take that as a maybe.

They reached the police station without much trouble considering almost everyone was staying inside. They only saw a few women here and there and that was probably because they could be naked outside without getting in trouble. The eight of them entered the station and it was a funny sight. The only piece of uniform the other women were wearing were their hats. They also had found creative ways to cover themselves. Several of them had parking tickets stuck to their breasts and groins. They spotted Victoria sitting at her deck, talking on the phone. She had a strip of crime scene tape wrapped around her breasts and her lower half, but it was no better than a G-string.

Victoria: Miss, I’m going to tell you like I told the other thirty people who apparently don’t own a TV, we are working as fast as we can to find the people responsible for this. Yes, I am also naked. No, I don’t find it freeing! Goodbye, Miss!

She very roughly hung up the phone and finally noticed Kate and the others. She rushed over, got right in Kate’s face, and grabbed her by the shoulders.

Victoria: Alright, Kate, where are my clothes!

Kate blinked a few times in confusion.

Kate: Uh… what?

Victoria: You heard me. I know you took them. I want them back and I want them back now.

Kate: Um Victoria, while I’m flattered you think I’m awesome enough to pull off a city-wide clothes theft, do you honestly think I could actually do something like this? And besides, you know I would think twice about doing something like this to you. You have the power to arrest me.

Victoria releases Kate’s shoulders

Victoria: I guess you’re right, but if I find out you had anything to do with this I’ll… I’ll… I don’t actually know what I’ll do, but believe me when I say it won’t be pleasant.

Kate: Duly noted. Now, do you have any idea who’s behind this?

Victoria: Of course, I don’t know who’s behind this! I automatically thought it was you!

Kate: Come on, Victoria, think. We’re obviously not the one you get calls on right. There must be other girls who do stuff like this.

It was then Kate notices other women around the station who are also wrapped in crime scene tape, but they have a lot more than Victoria.

Kate: Hey, how come you didn’t use as much tape as the others?

Victoria: We ran out and I was in the back on the line. I was lucky to even get this much.

During that time June couldn’t take her eyes off of Victoria. She really wanted to see her naked, but that stupid tape was covering all the good bits. She knew how to fix that. She stepped forward and pretends to trip. She reached out to stop herself from falling and seized the tape around Victoria’s breasts. It didn’t take much for it to snap and with that, her breasts popped free. Victoria was more worried about June than her breasts being exposed.

Victoria: Are you okay?

June: I’m fine. Sorry about your tape.

Victoria: That’s okay, but now I have to stay topless.

Kate: At least you still have your bottoms.

Just as Victoria was standing back up the tape on her butt rubbed against a loose screw on the chair and broke. Now she was completely naked except for her hat.

Kate: Well that was short-lived.

Victoria: Can’t worry about it right now. Anyway to answer your question, Kate, yes I do know a few other girls like you who do stuff like this, but they’re basically harmless.

Kate: It’s worth a shot. One of them might know something.

Victoria: I guess you’re right. Let’s go.

All nine of them piled into a police van. There was a lot more room so they didn’t have to sit on each other’s laps, much to June’s disappointment.