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Well maybe you want her to be some flavor besides Princess Classic. We currently have three basic packages, but you can order a custom programming job if you like.

Package 1 is what we like to call "Well Excuse Me Princess", and makes Zelda...well, outside the bedroom she might come off as kind of a bitch. She's formal, she expects her man to live up to high standards, and will lay a verbal smackdown if you fail to do so. This doesn't mean she doesn't love you, however, and it's pretty awesome when she lets the icy mask come off.

Package 2 is the Dominant Zelda. This Zelda will be the initiator of sex usually, and as the name implies she'll have something of a kinky S&M-type streak. Unless you agree on a safe word beforehand, she's likely to respond to your protests with an exclamation of "GOOD," followed by an evil smirk.

and Package 3 is the Submissive Princess. While most believe Zelda's charms lie in her aloof, idealized nature, some like her to be a little more approachable. This particular package makes her more docile, but also more friendly and devoted. She's not quite as likely to pick up a bow, however.

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