Vehicular Warzone, part 2: Choosing a side with a twist!

Blair leaned down slightly to rub the top of Caesar's head. He was still growling while staring at Rampardos. While running her finger tips slowly along Caesar's back, she thought more about the problem at hand. 'I want to help Dropscrap, but Klalkonk... Ugh, something about him creeps me out.' Her eyes turned toward Fuxipo. 'Hmm, Fuxipo could be rather helpful. Not to mention she's easy on the eyes.' She shook her head slightly. 'Alas, Caesar hates Rampardos with a passion.'

Blair looked back over the items presented. 'Although the stats aren't as high on Fuxipo's Hairpin as Klalkonk's Helm, being granted immunity to explosive knockbacks could prove invaluable...' She let out a frustrated breath. 'If only I had more information.' She started to chew on her bottom lip. 'Hmm, I wonder if I can ascertain more information from them directly.' She turned her attention to Fuxipo who was busy dodging Rampardos' attacks. "Fuxipo, do you think you could answer a few questions for me?"

Fuxipo's score dropped to - 5. "Are you blind? I'm kind of busy stranger!" She pulled out her right pistol from its holster, firing two quick shots at Rampardos' chest. Upon contact, they bounced off without doing any damage. Blair nodded slightly while watching carefully. "Mm clearly, but how about this. If I take care of him for you, will you answer a few questions for me?" Fuxipo started to laugh. "Yeah, sure. I'll do my best to answer whateva ya have in mind." She glanced over to Blair. "Too bad you're not a man. I'd offer to kiss you too." Her score ticked up to 5.

Rampardos' eyes focused on Blair for a moment, letting out a scoff a second later. "Threat analysis complete. No real threat detected." His score ticked up to 1 before refocusing on Fuxipo. A second after his oversized ten gatling gun sped up, a high pitch hum was heard emanating from it before it let out a massive barrage of bullets in Fuxipo's direction. Blair's eyes ran along Fuxipo's form. "You've never kissed a girl? While I admit it isn't the same as kissing a guy. I promise you, you're missing out on a lot of fun."

Fuxipo pulled out her left pistol from its holster, firing four shots at Rampardos' head, two from each pistol. Sadly, they bounced off harmlessly. "Why did I make you so tough?" Rampardos stepped forward while continuing to fire, but she simply dodged. "Higher chance of mission success, Fuxipo." She glared at him while holstering her pistols. "That was rhetorical you tin can. If you cared about your mission's success, you'd be attacking Klalkonk instead of me!" She opened her middle pouch and pulled out an old style bomb with a wick at the end. She lit its wick before chucking it at him.

Rampardos altered his aim, knocking that bomb backwards until it exploded in midair at a safe distance. Fuxipo used this time to throw another two lit bombs at his feet. "Sucks to be you tin can!" By this time, Blair and Caesar had run out of range. Two loud explosions were heard, but when she looked back at where Rampardos had been, the machine appeared to be unfazed. Fuxipo tightened her hands into fists in frustration. "Ugh! Stupid bucket of bolts. Either die or attack Klalkonk!" Rampardos paused for a second, looking over in Klalkonk's direction before firing once again on Fuxipo.

Blair decided that enough was enough. She was going to join in. "Freeze its feet Caesar. I'm going to give him a beatdown." She ran in, readying her fists for a double strike.

Blair's combat ability is as follows:

Weapon: Firebrand of Nature 20 + (130) (Str) = 150 damage + 5% (physical up) + 10% (pants up) = 173 (173.25) damage

Firebrand of Nature's additional 10 fire per hit + 5% (spelldmgup) + 10% (pants up) = 12 (11.55) damage applied right after a fist strike (does not apply to other strikes)

Immunity to fire and ice magic, White Dragonscale Chainmail Shirt

+ 10% damage dealt, Emiko's Leggings

Ring of Fingering, after making someone orgasm while wearing this ring, damage and healing done is increased by 100% for 1 minute.

Way of the Tide x 2 up to x 12 damage only applies to fist strikes on every 10th strike = x 2 = 347 (346.5) damage , x 12 = 11,088 damage

- 10% damage taken while moving, Way of the Tide

Hp: 1,225/1,225

Hp regen: 63.415 per min, 33 (item buffs + 10%) + 26.95 (Hp x 2% + 10%) + 3.465 (Endurance x 3% + 10%)

Mp: 850/850

Mp regen: 54.505 per min, 33 (item buffs + 10%) + 18.7 (Mp x 2% + 10%) + 2.805 (Wisdom x 3% + 10%)

Str: 50 + (55) + (25) End: 50 + (30) + (25)

Int: 50 + (35) + (0) Wis: 50 + (35) + (0)

Agi: 45 + (60) + (25) Cha: 42 + (35) + (0)

Lib: 20 + (35) + (25)

Blair's fists connected with the side of Rampardos' head right as Caesar's Cone of Frost hit for 100 frost damage, freezing Rampardos in place. 173 x 2 = 346 damage, Immune to Fire. (Negated 24 damage) His body leaned to the right. As he did, a health and mana bar appeared, revealing he had a maximum of 3,200 Hp and 600 Mp. Caesar lunged at Rampardos' left leg and bit as hard as he could, causing 50 damage. A mere second later, the ice broke from around Rampardos' leg, allowing him to kick Caesar off, dealing 70 damage. Rampardos' turned his attention to Blair and started to fire, hitting her with five bullets as she moved out of the line of fire. 80 - 10% = 72, 72 x 5 = - 360 Hp

Blair's Hp: 868/1,225

Mp: 850/850

Caesar's Hp: 330/400

Mp: 180/200

Rampardos' Hp: 2,704/3,200

Mp: 550/600

Caesar growled while dashing back in, biting Rampardos' left then right leg. 50 x 2 = 100 damage Rampardos kicked Caesar off again, being dealt another 70 damage. However, this time unleased a barrage of bullets in his direction. Blair rushed over, scooping Caesar up just in time to protect him, but was hit by another five bullets on her right side. 80 - 10% = 72, 72 x 5 = - 360 Hp She winced in pain, but didn't let go of Caesar until she knew he was safe. Fuxipo grinned while opening up her right most pouch and pulled out a blue grenade. She pulled out the pin before rolling it toward Rampardos. "Shows what I know. A tin can like ya can be tricked."

Blair's Hp: 529/1,225

Mp: 850/850

Caesar's Hp: 260/400

Mp: 180/200

Rampardos' Hp: 2,604/3,200

Mp: 545/600

Rampardos tried to turn back toward Fuxipo, but it was too late. The blue grenade let out a small wave of electrical energy in all directions. His body trembled, due to its servos being unable to move correctly, before its red eyes turned off. Fuxipo glanced to Blair. "Thanks for distracting him, but I can take it from here." Blair gently rubbed the top of Caesar's head after placing him on the ground. "Are you okay Caesar?" Caesar let out a soft bark before starting to growl once again at Rampardos.

Blair's Hp: 593/1,225

Mp: 850/850

Caesar's Hp: 260/400

Mp: 180/200

Rampardos' Hp: 2,604/3,200

Mp: 545/600

Fuxipo closed her pouches while walking toward Rampardos. "Ugh, I guess I'll have to open ya up to see what I done did wrong this time..." Upon getting close enough to touch Rampardos' body, his eyes lit up. He turned his gatling gun sideways, hitting her forehead, knocking her out cold. He turned to point the barrel at her. As the gatling gun began to spin up, Blair ran toward him while toggling on Lightning Jab and Arcane Strike, striking with her right fist against his right hip and her left fist against his left side. 5 x 2 = - 10 Mp, 10 + 5% + 10% = 12 Electrical damage (11.55), 15 + 5% + 10% = 17 Arcane damage (17.325), 173 x 2 = 346 damage, Immune to Fire. (Negated 24 damage)

Blair's Hp: 599/1,225

Mp: 841/850

Caesar's Hp: 260/400

Mp: 180/200

Rampardos' Hp: 2,229/3,200

Mp: 545/600

Rampardos body shook all over before he collapsed onto his knees. Blair used this opportunity to get in another four hits on either side of the back of his neck. 5 x 4 = - 20 Mp, 12 x 2 = 24 Electrical damage, 17 x 2 = 34 Arcane damage, 173.25 + 50% = 260 (259.875), 260 x 2 = 520, 520 x 4 = 2,080 weak point damage, Immune to Fire. (Negated 48 damage) There were several loud crunches heard with each hit. Caesar rushed in and finished him off with another two bites to Rampardos' left leg, dealing 50 damage twice, 9 of which was overkill. 600 + 10% = 660 xp, $6.15, and Rampardos' Femur Upon his ****, all of the other terminators' natures changed from neutral to hostile.

Caesar's level has increased from 10 to 15. Health has increased from 400 to 585. Mana has increased from 200 to 240.

Experience has increased from 1,692/4,200 to 2,352/4,200.

Money has increased from $6,297,665.84 to $6,297,671.99.

Rampardos' Femur. A simple golden rod that used to be apart of Rampardos' leg. Can be used as crafting materials or a simple club. Material: Gold, Titanium Alloy, and Oil. 50/50 Durability.

Rampardos' body shutdown, but didn't move from where it fell. Fuxipo stirred slightly. "Uhh..." Blair brushed off her gaunlets' knuckles while looking at Fuxipo. "She was hit pretty hard. Can you hear me Fuxipo?" Caesar walked over to Fuxipo's side and started to lick her right cheek. Fuxipo's eyes open slowly before reclosing. "Mm..hmm.." Blair lifted a brow with toggling off Lightning Jab and Arcane Strike. Her eyes starting to run slowly along Fuxipo's body. 'It will definitely be fun to corrupt her.' He licked Fuxipo's cheek again before nuzzling his muzzle against it.

A few seconds later, Fuxipo's eyes started to open. "Wha..who? Wait.." She reached up a hand to touch her head where she had been hit. "I'm not dead?" Blair casts Mother Earth's Blessing on Fuxipo, restoring 60 health instantly and another 60 health over 5 seconds. - 50 Mp A new exclamation flashed which she ignored. Fuxipo's eyes close as her head wound closed quickly. Her score ticked up to 10. Her eyes focused on Rampardos' motionless frame. "Is it..?" Blair interrupted. "Yeah, he's not coming back without some hard work." She allowed that exclamation from earlier to pop up.

Mother Earth's Blessing has increased from level 1 to 2 - Instant heal and over time healing have been increased from 60 to 80.

Fuxipo's score ticked up to 16. "Thanks stranger." Blair smiled. "You are going to answer my questions." Her smile turned into a smirk. "If you want to add in a kiss too. I promise you won't regret it." Fuxipo lifted a brow. "I'll answer, but I don't plan to kiss a girl." Blair smirked. "Have you ever tried it?" Fuxipo glared at Blair. "No." Blair knelt down, leaning in close enough that her lips almost touched Fuxipo's. "How about you let me kiss you instead? I promise to never do it again if you don't like it."

There was a short pause before Fuxipo turned slightly away from Blair. Her cheeks turned dark brown. "I, I suppose I could do it once..." Caesar began sniffing Fuxipo all over. Blair's left hand lifted up to caress Fuxipo's right cheek. "Close your eyes." Fuxipo bit her bottom lip after closing her eyes. "O-okie dokie." Blair leaned in to gently kiss Fuxipo's lips tenderly at first, pulling back ever so slightly. Fuxipo's body quivered leaning gently into that kiss when Blair started to pull away.

Blair's right hand moved to Fuxipo's left hip as she deepened that kiss ever so slightly. Her tongue slowly brushing against Fuxipo's. This continued for several more seconds before Fuxipo moaned softly. Her score ticking up rapidly until it stopped at 47. Blair pulled back slowly, a small trail of saliva linking their lips was pulled real thin before snapping into nothingness. "So, was it as bad as you expected?" Fuxipo's demeanor changed to relaxation, it almost looked like she was about to melt.

Fuxipo gently touched her own lips with her right hand's finger tips. "No. I-it was rather nice. I've never experienced a kiss like that before. ♥" Her score ticked up to 51. Blair gazed gently into Fuxipo's eyes. "Good. So, why are you and Klalkonk at each others' throats anyway?" Fuxipo looked to Klalkonk then down at her own feet. "We both want to own this heap of metal and parts. We both enjoy tinkering, but after a few heated arguments we have been at each other's throats ever since."

Blair's right hand slowly ran up along Fuxipo's left side. "I see." She tilted her head slightly. 'I have a good way to get them both on board.' She smiled softly. 'I have a solution. Join me. If you do, I will allow you to tinker all you want back at my base. Just make sure not to blow up me or my allies. Everyone else is fair game. Do we have a deal?" Fuxipo paused for a moment before looking out at the battlefield. "What about my men?" Blair glanced out toward the battlefield. "They will be your responsibility, but you may bring them along."

Fuxipo smiled wide before leaning in to kiss Blair's lips gently. Her score ticked up to 57. "Thank ya. Ya won't regret it. Oh, um. I don't even know your name. What should I call ya?" Blair giggled standing up while offering a hand up to Fuxipo. "Call me, Blair." After helping Fuxipo up, Blair looked out to the battlefield. At the same time, her quest marked that Fuxipo and the five goblins were defeated. However, as an additional surprise, the goblins' natures changed from neutral to friendly. All that remained were the five terminators. Would this be as easy as it looked? Or would there be complications?

Name: Blair Mitchell

Title: The Fearless Gamer

Lvl: 21 XP 2,352/4,200

Hp: 1,225/1,225

Hp regen: 63.415 per min

Mp: 850/850

Mp regen: 54.505 per min

Money: $6,297,671.99

Bust size: D cup

Inventory slots 7/30 (Rampardos' Femur, Ectoplasm x 15, Hellhound's Leather x 4, Tar x 17, Sticky Vibrator Bomb x 40, Zane's Angst, and Hearthstone)

Unspent skill points: 0

Str: 50 + (55) + (25) End: 50 + (30) + (25)

Int: 50 + (35) + (0) Wis: 50 + (35) + (0)

Agi: 45 + (60) + (25) Cha: 42 + (35) + (0)

Lib: 20 + (35) + (25)