Adam's escape attempt

Adam got dressed and left Natalie's shop.

Was he really going to be trapped catering to an intimate relationship between his mouth and dick? For all of time?

No. He wouldn't let that happen. He was going to get out before the universe's promise was granted.

He walked to a nearby bridge. It should do the trick.

"Goodbye cruel world. Goodbye perverted universe that would inflict this fate upon me" he muttered before jumping off.

Escape quickly approached him as the water drew closer. In midair his body rotated, his front facing the sky. A lone streak of light shot down from the cloudy sky and shone down on his crotch.

He stopped falling. He looked down at the direction of the light to see that his zipper was being undone and his dick was being pulled out.

"This...can't be happening..." he groaned, until a second beam of light shot down on his mouth, blowing his jaws open

The light lifted him by his dick and mouth, away from the water and placed him safely on the land. The light disappeared.

"No!" He screamed at the sky, "You can't DO this to me! I don't want to be a part of this!"

He received no reply.

He tried various attempts that day to escape his fate. For each one the universe intervened, using his dick to pull him to safety.

Apparently the universe could, in fact, do this to him.