Patricia killed my boner, lets play some games.

Reaching my room, I sit down at my desk and start up my old laptop. While waiting for it to boot up, I fondly remember my little sisters pouting face while she was cooking me breakfast. At least before Patricia the boner killer showed up.

Laptop booted up, I spend a few minutes trying to remember my old password before successfully cracking the code (L1ttl3P1nkT0ngue!). Now on the desktop I start looking through the icons to see if there are any old games that sound like they might be fun to kill and afternoon on. While browsing I come across an icon I don't remember. Which is very strange. I'm not a tech whiz, but I know enough to prevent viruses, and I'm generally good about uninstalling any random bloatware on my computers. Still, right there on the desktop is a "Reality.exe" that for the life of me, I just can't remember ever installing.

After pondering for a minute my curiosity gets the better of me and I give it the old double click. A loading screen pops up, and after a minute I'm greeted with the main program screen.

At the top is the title: Alter Your Reality.

Just below that is a block of text that reads: "The Heir of Providence has imbued this laptop with the ability to alter reality. Enter your new reality parameters below, and click submit to enact your changes."

Finally below that is a large text box that takes up most of the screen, with a single "Submit" button below it.

This is really odd. I definitely don't remember ever installing, or playing this, and it's definitely unique enough to remember. How do you play it though? It seems like a text adventure type game, but there's absolutely no context to go on. Hopefully it's not one of those really old games where you need the booklet that came with it in order to make any sense out of it.

I stare at the screen for a few minutes, before I realize I'm getting nowhere and being stupid about it. Leaving the desk I start to dig through my closet, and drawers hoping to find the original box, or case for the game. If I can get the booklet for it, it might just make sense. However after 20 minutes of fruitless searching I give up.

Returning to the laptop I decided to do a quick search on the web, and see if there is an online manual or something. However anyway I try searching for "Reality.exe", or "Alter Your Reality Game" nothing shows up. After exhausting all the search terms I can think of, I eventually give that up as well. Back at the games main screen, I stare at it for a minute with absolutely no idea how to play it.

I wonder if it's supposed to be like a build your own reality thing, and more options get unlocked if I try something? No that doesn't sound right. No one wants to sit down and write out a whole reality before they start playing a game. Wait! It says "Alter Your Reality", maybe that's really what it means. I'm supposed to write something that would alter reality, as though reality was the game? I wonder how it knows what's actually real though?

"Oh well, I can't think of anything better to try. Might as well see if something happens, or if more options unlock after I submit a change" I think to myself.

I think for a minute, about some reality altering change I could make before I start typing into the box.

"I have a penis that when erect is 10" long, and 25% thicker than it was prior to making this change"

I read the rule over to make sure I didn't miss anything obvious. I'm not insecure about the size of my package by any means. I'm comfortably above average. Still the first and only thing that popped in my head when I thought about altering reality was a bigger dick. I guess I'm not as mature as I like to think..

I hit submit, and immediately the screen changes and more options pop up. I'm in the middle of examining them when I notice a pressure in my crotch area. I go to adjust myself for a more comfortable seat, but I can't seem to get my junk to go where I want it. Mildly frustrated I look away from the screen and down at my bulge to figure out the problem. A few more unsuccessful attempts to adjust myself later, I finally stand up and do a jiggle while holding my pants out a bit. Finally I feel my cock slide down one side of my pants relieving the uncomfortable tightness. That problem solved I sit back down to check out the new screens when it suddenly dawns on me. I don't ever remember feeling my cock slid that far down my leg before.

I look at the screen, and see the single change I've made so far nestled in a new column on the right. No... Then a flash of memory comes to me, a horror scape of twisted reality. I'm remembering a nightmare I had, and it sucked, but then I remember how I got out of the nightmare and look at my laptop again. The laptop that until today I was sure I threw out years ago. Then I look back down at my crotch, feeling the warmth of my un-erect cock much further down my leg than usual.

"No. Can't be. No way this is real." I say aloud.

Gingerly I reach down and unzip my pants. Reach slowly inside and fish out my cock. When the full thing lands in my hand there's no denying it anymore. It's not a huge difference, but 2" is really hard to mistake. Taking a deep breath, I remember the wording for my alteration "When erect". This could just be a side effect of my unresolved hard on from earlier. Non-erect size isn't always the same after all.

Dick in hand, I close my eyes and use the first thing that comes to mind. First the image of my towel clad sister sticking that cute little pink tongue out at me in the hallway this morning. Then her glare-pouting at me, while looking up at me over her shoulder and cooking me breakfast. It's only moments before the two mental images bring me to full hardness. Another deep breath and I open my eyes. It's fucking massive.

"No fucking way." I say quietly in astonishment. Staring down at my new 10" erect cock.