She's acting weird, but everything's normal

After she heads inside, I head inside myself, and start getting changed. I stripped naked and caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror...man, it really sucks having such a small dick, only 2 inches, but we'll, what can you do right? I start going through my dresser and mumble "hmm...what clothes would be good to wear when changing oil?"

After fumbling through my draws a bit, I found just the thing, a tiny black thong. "Perfect!" I said aloud, it'll hug my tiny dick and shape my ass out perfectly, just what I needed to change oil on a car. Next was the shirt, of course I went with my nipple clamps. They stimulate my nipples really well, and will also help me change the oil.

After I got dressed, admittedly kinda lightly, I headed out the front door and knocked on my neighbors door. "It's a rather got day, so this outfit will do perfectly" I said as I waited for an answer. The door flung open and I was greeted by Melisa, who broke out into laughter the second she seen me....well that's rude! This was my favorite outfit! I can't me mean to her though, so I quietly say "...what's funny? I like jokes"

Once she catches her breath, she says "oh nothing at all! That *pfft*....that thong really suits you"

"Why thank you for noticing!" I say, "it's my favorite one!"