Diary Entries

Dear Diary,

It’s your girl Kayla again. I did it. I got a job at FUTA and I’m about to leave home. The pay sucks, the job will probably suck, and I’m sure I’ll regret it. But it’s better than Netflix all summer, and Riley can’t take care of herself without me. I know what you’re thinking, that I just want to get around all these sweaty chicks with dicks, but that is SO NOT IT. I’m a classy lady. Now, excuse me while I go mop some floors I’m sure. Or take out the garbage. I hope my boss doesn’t suck.