Shooing her away

Once in the laundry you searched for your family's clothes. Digging around, you found the hamper tucked away in the closet. Bottles and suds with a squirting dick on the labels, were the mainstays of the packaging. Your eyes widened imperceptibly.

Were you experiencing a common theme here?

Scrubbing it from your mind, you focused on grabbing some dirty items. You were pretty sure the woman at the door was getting impatient. Reaching in, you grabbed an armload.

Thongs, bras, tank tops, negligee's, men's boxers and a used dildo were scooped out. It looked just like a dirty after party. Flinging the dildo aside, you rushed out to the front door.

"HERE... Take it and GO!"

With a strength you didn't know you possessed, you chucked those things right into her awaiting face. You couldn't see it, but you could imagine her shocked face as you slammed the door on her.

"Phew! Now I can have some peace and quiet to figure things out!"