Mae wants pizza

Fifteen minutes later you get a text.

Mae: We’re going old school. I’m going to need you pick up some stuff for this.

You: Sure. What sort of stuff?

You’re thinking dildos, plugs, handcuffs - it’s been that sort of week.

Mae: Something that will pass for a delivery uniform. And a boxed pizza. Something vegetarian. I’m that sort of girl.

That makes you smile.

You: We’re going pizza delivery guy? (smiley face)

Mae: Sure are. But we’re going to do this properly. I’ve booked out the video camera and some gear. I’m just working on getting someone to hold the camera at the moment.

You: Wow. You really are an angel.

Mae: Not entirely. I’d like something in return. I’ve been thinking of starting an OnlyFans for a while. You ok if I post the video there as well?

You: Of course.

You’re just grateful to have a solution to your problem.

Mae: Cool. I’ll ping you the address. Let’s aim for 1100.

You put down your phone. You’re going to get to be pizza delivery guy. Could this week get any stranger?