Serca and Metsu part 1

As me and Hinata enter the bungalow I feel a weird energy, I can't put my finger on what it is. Maybe I'm just still thinking about the whole Inori/Ino situation. I still don't know how I feel about all that, my mom was so nonchalant about it, am I crazy for being freaked out?

"Yea mom said she was gonna talk to the owner about getting you guys your own bungalow."

Hinata beautiful eyes are beaming "Oh good! I'm so excited that were staying, I've missed you all so much."

I smile "I'm glad your staying too, maybe just the two of us could like... Like go on a hike or something..."

As the sentence comes out of my mouth I wish desperately I could have it back... Go on a hike? What the fuck am I talking about!?! Stupid, stupid, STUPID! God why does Hinata's presence turn me into the dumbest girl in the world?

"That sounds so fun! How about tomorrow morning? I heard there is a really nice trail that leads to one of the natural springs in this area, it's supposed to be surrounded by absolutely beautiful flowers."

My brain is in a free fall, is this really happening or am I dreaming? Me and Hinata... At a romantic spring?

She seems giddy as she continues "We could invite Inori and Metsu to! It'll give Ino and Sakura time to catch up, it's perfect."

I guess I was dreaming...

"Yea... For sure..." I say feeling utterly deflated.

Why do I do this to myself? Why do I even give these stupid fantasies my time? Hinata would never be with someone like me... She's married... She's straight... She's my mom's friend... And to top it off she is worlds out of my league!... There are a pantheon of reasons she would never be interested in me , I'm just a foolish little girl to her, a foolish stupid girl...

"I'm uh... I'm gonna check on Ino and maybe shower... You can have anything in our fridge if you want... Aunt Hinata..."

She nods "Ok!"

She's been so much happier and out going lately, her timid nature is still there but I've been surprised at her bright sunny attitude recently. Atleast she's happy...

She heads to the kitchen while I go to Ino's room. I hesitate at the door, remembering what I heard that night I decide it's best to knock. I give three firm knocks and get no response. I knock again and again nothing. Strange. I jiggle the handle and it's unlocked so I enter quietly. The first thing I hear is the soft breathing of Ino sleeping.

She is on the bed all wrapped up in a blanket, her hair is all kinds of disheveled. The light filtering through the window makes her skin look like it's glowing, damn has she really been sleeping all day!?! How bad could her hangover be!?! Then it hits me, she's probably this tired from being up all night... With my sister...

A shutter runs down my spine as I imagine what they were doing. It feel like it's impossible, unimaginable, unthinkable, yet it's true, I know it. Ino's primal moans and groans are still echoing in my ears. What the hell were they doing? What could have felt that damn good? The sounds were like somebody having sex, did they use a strap on? Ah! The thought of her railing my sister with some crazy toy makes my stomach turn. I have to stop this line of thought NOW.

I head over to the bathroom door, I turn the handle but it's locked. Damnit don't tell me Metsu is back! Bleh he's so gross. I knock on the door, but get no response. I knock a second and third time. Still no response. What the hell!?! I want to scream at him through the door like I normally do but Ino is sleeping, I don't want to wake her. I knock a fourth time and still there's nothing.

Huh maybe someone accidentally locked it... That or Metsu is sleeping on the toilet again, either way I'm done with this. I pull a pin out of my hair and pick the lock. It takes all of two seconds, I swear if Metsu is in here I'm gonna drag him off that toilet and throw him out the window.

As I open the door it hits something and stops, what could be in the way? I push myself through the crack in the door, it's a tight squeeze and the door closes behind me. The scene I've stepped into is worse than I ever could have imagined.

Metsu is laying face down naked on the floor, I can see a very small pool of blood by his head. I am absolutely repulsed by his big hairy naked body but seeing the blood makes my ninja instincts kick into action. I activate my sharingan eyes and do a quick scan of the room looking for booby traps or evidence of another ninja being here, if they left even a hair I will see it. The sweep is clean though, is it really possible that he just fell? Even for a ninja as physically weak as Metsu that seems absurd.

I bend down over him, I put my hand on his back and focus my chakra to sense his condition. His heartbeat is weak and his breathing ragged. I focus harder so I can feel his chakra, I jump back in shock. His chakra is very near zero percent! How the fuck did this happen!?! With no evidence of another ninja in the room I can only assume he attempted a jutsu that was to advanced for him and drained his chakra to a dangerous level. Why would he do something so fucking reckless!?!

"Fuck... Fuck... Fuck..." I whisper to myself in a panicked voice.

In this condition he could die, I have to save him. I kick into gear, I know what I have to do but I really don't like it. I have to use a technique my mom taught me years ago, a sort of last resort kind of thing. Me and my sister took after my dad, so our proficiency for medical ninjutsu is abysmal, but mom made us drill for months to learn this specific technique. That being said I've only ever used it once.

Before moving him I activate my sharingan again and inspect his head wound, it's not nearly as bad as it looks. The bleeding has already stopped, he probably won't even need stitches, though he will probably have a concussion. Lucky for me the smooth tile makes dragging him easy. I pull him to the toward the far wall of the bathroom. I take a deep breath... I roll him over and audibly gasp as my eyes take in his naked body. Between his legs is... Is... Absurd! It's the biggest meanest looking dick I've ever seen!

There was a sand village ninja I hooked up with one time on a mission, he was so damn handsome and brave. We were stranded together in a forest for days and one thing led to another as things do. We didn't fully have sex, but just about everything else was on the table. As I gaze at Metsu cock the memory of that dick flashes through my mind.

Metsu's is twice as big... And twice as gross...

I guess I finally understand why all of my small dick jeers never affected him. A shutter runs through my body as his scent wafts up to my nose. What the hell has he been doing!?! He's so damn sweaty, his scent is... Aggressive...

I shake my head as I refocus on the task at hand. I hook my arms under Metsu's armpits and lift him into a sitting position against the wall. I try to tuck his legs criss cross without having to look down at his disgusting veiny thing. That plan backfires... Bad! To my horror his dick brushes against the back of my hand as I tuck his leg in.

I repress the urge to gag... Damnit it how did I get into this situation!?! Once he's better I'm gonna beat him within an inch of his life! I wipe my hand feverishly on my robe before continuing.

I run through the instructions my mom gave in my mind. For this jutsu to be effective I have quite a few steps to follow. First is the complicated hand signs, then the focusing of my chakra. Then I'll have to sit criss cross infront of him and touch knees, after that I have to lean forward and put both of my thumbs in the dead center of his forehead.

Then the hard part.

I'll have to focus all of my chakra into him, physically **** his body to accept and latch on to it. Because our chakra networks will be connected I can't break contact until the jutsu is finished or we could both get hurt. Fuck can I really do this? Is this pervert even worth all this trouble!?!

I shake my head, come on Serca no matter how much you hate him he is a fellow Shinobi of the leaf. Not to mention he's saved your life more than a time or two with his medical ninjutsu, I hate to admit it, but that's the truth... You owe him this much.

I scoot up and push my knees against his, I shutter in disgust at having to feel even this little amount of him. His head is drooped forward so I push it upright and against the wall, his face is pale and sweaty. God as if he wasn't gross enough on a good day.

I take a few deep breaths, come on Serca you got this. I hold each side of his head and push my thumbs in the dead center of his forehead. I shutter as our chakra networks connect. Breath Serca... Breath... Now start trying to push your chakra into him. I bite my lip as I focus, unfortunately I can already feel it going poorly. His body is rejecting me, atleast it is for now, mom said for someone inexperienced it may just take a little time. Its at that moment I see his eyes slowly open.

"About time Metsu what the hell happened to you!?!"

He blinks a few times "What do you mean ma'am?"

I scoff "I mean how did you end up on the floor you idiot!?!"

"I... I... Your so pretty... Do you wanna get out of here and get some ramen?"

"Damnit Metsu this isn't the time for your jokes!"

My thumbs remain locked on his forehead, there's a good chance I couldn't take them off if I tried.

"Oh... Oh I understand... I know how I look..."

I activate my sharingan, as I study his micro movement, his pupils, and even the way his mouth moves as he talks I realize what's happening. His lack of chakra has slipped him into a state of delirium, I imagine the knock on the head didn't help much either. Fuck this isn't a good sign.

His eyes trace up "Hey why are you pushing on my head? Stop that..."

He starts to move his hands up as if he is just gonna brush me off. Damn it I need to think fast.

"FREEZE! I'm your nurse! I'm helping you now don't interfere!"

He actually does freeze, then slowly lowers his hands.

"Oh... Ohhhh... Ok... Yea Miss Sakura says nurses are our backbone... God have you ever met Miss Sakura?"

Damnit it why won't his body just accept my chakra already!?! It was easy when me and my sister did this to each other. Fuck maybe it's because we're so close. Could that be what's hindering me now? I guess it's a good thing he doesn't know it's me, we don't exactly get along. Maybe if I just act nice and humor him for a bit he will relax enough to let me get this over with.

"Ohhh yes Metsu I know Sakura, she is the best there is and she says nothing but nice things about you."

My mind flashes to earlier today when she was being nice to him and touching his shoulder... What the hell was that...

"Don't lie she hates me... Issss ok though I get it... She respects my work atleast, I'm thankful for that... And she's so damn sexy!"

Bleh so gross "Yup... Lets move on though tell me about your work."

"What?... Oh I'm a ninja... I'm actually on a team with Sakura's daughter's..."

I actually meant his medical work but fine let's go with this.

"Oh yea what do you think of them?" This should be funny. Let me guess now what he'll say... Awwww there so mean to me but also so sexy, why won't they get with me? insert sob story here.

"I think they are some of the bravest shinobi who have ever lived... I'm certain one of them is gonna become hokage one day... I can't wait to see which one it is..."

I'm taken aback just a little, is that just his delirium talking or does he mean that? I mean... Me and my sister are strong but... Hokage?

I clear my throat "Come on I know Sakura is your boss so you can't be honest... What do you really think of them?"

He attempts to shake his head but my grip won't let him "I mean it! Those girls are true ninja... I've never understood why I was put on there group... I'm nothing but dead weight (his hand moves up and touches his belly) alot of dead weight..."

Yup here we go with the sob story, I knew it was coming eventually "I'm sure that's not true... You might not be as strong but I'm sure you've helped them out of some jams."

He gives a deep exhale "Maybe... I don't know... I hope that's true..."

Alright this is all getting to weird, it's already been a few minutes this jutsu should be working damnit! How can I get him to like me more? Maybe stroke his ego?

"You know now that I think about it, I know that Inori girl has quite the crush on you, do want me to set you up with her?"

He scoffs "Oh come on if you really knew her you would no that's not true... I think she is stunningly beautiful but lets just say I'm not exactly her type for a plethora of reasons."

I nod, damn, yea I guess everybody knows she's gay even though she doesn't say it.

"She's nice to me though, I mean atleast nicer than Serca."

I give a smirk "Oh yea is Serca mean to you?"

I knew this was coming, he deserves how I treat him. He is an immoral, perverted, pathetic little lecher who only thinks of himself.

"Oh you don't know the half of it, if I go a day without her punching me it's a miracle... I get it though..."

I'm perplexed "You get it?"

"Well duh... Most of the time I have it coming, like for pushing my lust driven jokes, or playing dumb when she calls me on stuff... Even if it's negative I relish getting attention from her... And I don't know... She's like a rival, I love arguing with her, I love the constant battle, I love her quick wit... It's fun... She's fun..."

I'm in sort of a stunned silence. This can't really be the way he see's it right? He enjoys me being mean to him? He thinks it's fun? What the fuck...

"So... Yeah uh... So you don't hate her?

He takes another deep breath "Well no of course not!... Don't get me wrong she needs to be punished, and trust me I will punish her (I roll my eyes, bring it on fatso) but at the end of the day I care about her deeply... I actually have quite the devious plan cooking up that involves her... I would get into it but I don't want to be crass with a nurse, I know you guys deal with enough shit from patients last thing you need is my perverted ramblings."

I feel heart beating out of my chest "What do you mean Metsu!?! (I calm my tone for a moment) I mean I don't mind if your crass you can tell me anything it's my duty as a healer to keep it secret... Please tell me Metsu..."

He looks around the room "For real can you keep a secret?"

I gulp "Of course..."

He grins ear to ear "Alright fine... Look I can't tell you everything... But long story short I've got a plan in mind that will result in Serca getting her pussy eaten by lady Hinata! Ah! It's gonna be glorious just you wait and see!"

The silence that follows his statement is deafening...