What's next?

Wood you believe it

Susan blinked her eyes open, but could not make any sense of what she was seeing. The ground appeared to be blue, while the sky was green and dotted with leaves.

Slowly, as the blood rushed into her head, she realised she was upside-down. Feeling around her, she found she was hanging from a tree, and she saw now that she was apparently in the middle of a forest.

"Oh... how do I get down from here?" She groaned.

"Why do you want to get down?" A voice came in reply. Susan looked around, but there was no sign of the owner of the voice.

"Who said that?" She asked.

"Where did you come from?" Susan was not sure if that was the first voice again, or a different one. They were both fairly faint and whispery.

"It's most rude to answer a question with a question." Susan said.

"It's ruder to be hanging around in public with no clothes on." a voice came again, "Where are your clothes?"

"A... a dragon stole them."

"There's no dragons around here."

"I scarcely know where here is... look, can I get out of this tree?"

"If you want to."

"I do."

"Do you, though?"

"Who are you?" Susan demanded, "Where are you?"

"Talk about rude!" The voice took on a mocking tone, "Land right in my arms and then start asking questions!"

"Right in your..." Susan twisted around, now that she looked she could see some of the trees had knotholes which could just about pass for eyes, and their leaves began to shake and rustle, making a distinct laughing noise.

Suddenly she was released and fell down, landing on the soft forest floor, head down and chubby naked buttocks sticking up in the air, as the rustling laughter intensified.