A Young Couple Enters the Fray

Josh sat at the small table in stunned silence as he slowly ate his tacos. His new beard was thick and bushy, which made eating a whole new challenge for Josh. He kept getting bits of taco stuck in his beard. "How the fuck did this happen... People don't just grow beards and beards just don't shrink away...." Josh's mind raced. As he ate he kept watching the guy whose beard he now had. "He doesn't even notice it... HOW?!?!?" Josh was screaming inside his head, but luckily on the outside he looked relatively calm. As Josh started his last taco the college guys left the restaurant with their food. "There goes my old facial hair..." Josh thought as he began eating taco his last taco.

Before Josh could finish up his taco, a younger couple walked into the restaurant that caught Josh's eye. They fit the classic sitcom trope of fat husband and hot wife. The guy was close to Josh's height, but he had to weight close to 300 lbs. The woman on the other hand was maybe 5ft tall and 100 lbs. "Damn she's hot." Josh thought as he watched her cute little butt wiggle as they pair got in line. As Josh finished up his taco he kept glancing over at the couple. "Man why can't I land a chick like that. I mean Lacey is nice, but this chick is way hotter...." Josh's inner monologue was comparing and contrasting his current girlfriend Lacey with the unknown blonde woman. "I mean how does he land a chick like that. What the hell does he have that I don't." Josh thought as he tossed his wrappers on his tray and got ready to head out. "Lucky dude." The envious Josh shook his head and began to head out.