Fantasy Hotel and Resort

Greetings, salutations, shalome and good morning.

Here at the Fantasy Hotel and Resort, we have everything you need to enjoy a break from the hard and unforgiving world of adulthood.

With only the reasonable price of $100 for the first night, you, your friends and your family can stay for as long as you want, with all of the gourmet food and luxuries you could possibly imagine. You want to experience the greatest indoor amusement park in the world? You want to enjoy a day at the beach with white sand and clear skies? Enjoy a good night's sleep in a condo-level suite every night, every want and need catered by your very own nanny -- anything is yours as our guest!

"But Mr. And Mrs. Hotelier," you might ask, "how can we afford such luxury, and how is all this possible?"

Using the same naturally-occurring sorceries that gave Walt Disney the push to make Disney World, we at the Fantasy Hotel and Resort have created a true magic kingdom where all of you can reexperience the true magic of childhood all at once for as long as you want!

Come to the Fantasy Hotel and Resort, and be reborn!

[-WARNING: Fantasy Hotel and Resort is not responsible for any magic-related amenities that may occur during your stay, including food poisoning, headaches, temporary vampirism, mad-minotaur disease, severe diaper rash and eternal infantilism.-]