Press 7

To some, this game is the end-all be-all, the Alpha and Omega of the Final Fantasy series, the nirvana of the role-playing gamer. To others, it's...not.

We at Robosluts Inc. don't really take a biased vew one way or the other, but it remains one of our most popular options nonetheless.

Press 1 for the buxom barkeep-slash-martial artist, Tifa Lockheart

Press 2 for the surprisingly strong flower girl, Aeris/Aerith Gainsborough

Press 3 for the spunky and brash ninja, Yuffie Kisaragi

and as always, Press # for more options.