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You have selected the "invasion" storyline. Midna will make her appearance within the week. If she doesn't, search your home carefully. She may be in hiding. Thank you for your patronage and enjoy your new robo-slut!

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Every day since I made the purchase, I've been tense. I had no idea when she would show herself. Hell, Midna may already be in my house for all I knew. Finally, on the fourth day I was scared out of my skin by a voice. "Well, well...the world of light is a lot different than I expected." I looked around but saw nothing. A melodious giggle echoed around me. "What's the matter, big guy? Afraid of your own shadow?"

Ah, of course. I froze a moment. I was tempted to just turn to where I now knew she was, but I wanted to keep up the act. Hoping to seem like I just had an epiphany, I slowly looked down toward my own shadow. Even though I had figured out her little hint, I was still genuinely startled to see the top of her head sticking out of my shadow. The technology behind these things was truly astounding!

All I could see was her hair, crown, and glowing eyes. They scrunched up as we met gazes, indicating that she was smiling. "Ooh, you catch on fast, bean pole," Midna teased. I had a feeling she would be using terms like that a lot around me. I wasn't tall by any means, but compared to her? Yeah, I was a "bean pole".

Before I could reply to her sass, I was engulfed by darkness. It took a second to realize Midna was gripping me by the head with her hair. I strained a bit as I felt a weight being applied and I realized what she was up to. There was an audible pop as Midna pulled herself free. The grip on my head, which was actually quite gentle, was released. I felt my jaw drop as I took in the sight in front of me.

The first thing I noticed was the tits. I'd like to say I noticed something else since there was plenty odd about the situation, but I'll be honest. I ordered those boobs for a reason. It seemed that in order to compensate for the size of her melons, my Midna was a bit taller...and certainly wider...than I would have thought. Despite the size, they stood proudly on her chest, only the barest sign of sagging. Oddly enough...or perhaps not at all oddly since this was the case in the game, she had no nipples. At least, none I could see.

After my eyes pried themselves from her chest, I noticed that she was actually levitating. Again, this was something she did in the game, but I couldn't imagine how she was doing it here. She bobbed ever so slightly in the air, her eyes twinkling with mischievous glee. Her teeth were well exposed in a wide smile. Beneath her mammoth mounds, was what I expected. See, Midna was already rather pear shaped in her imp form. Not much up top, but some wide hips. The result was a rather hour glass shaped figure. Her dainty legs were crossed casually.

We stood in silence for a few seconds. Her grin didn't waver. I finally had to break the silence. "Who...WHAT are you?" I asked. While I knew the answers, I didn't have to fake the shock in my voice. Her grin widened further.

"Thought you'd never ask, pinkie," the imp cooed. "You can call me Midna. I hail from the Twilight Realm." I opened my mouth to speak only to get my lips covered by her hair in the shape of a single finger. "No, no. Lemme guess. You want to know WHY I'm here now." Actually, I was going to ask about the Twilight Realm, but I nodded anyway. It wasn't important, after all. I knew the answer. "See, I got tired of my realm. Thought I'd travel a bit. Of course, the portal home isn't here anymore. Won't be for a while. It's on a bit of a schedule." The diminutive imp shrugged. "Nothing for it. So, I guess I'll be taking your house."

And there it was. I expected this, of course. It was in the scenario description. The question was, how do I respond? Do I roll over and let her take over? Do I beg? Or do I challenge her claim. Tell her that while I didn't mind a housemate, I wasn't giving up my place and if she didn't like it, she could go elsewhere?