Post breakup post

I still couldn't believe the fucker slept with my sister. I couldn't believe my sister would sleep with my boyfriend! I couldn't believe they'd do so without at least telling me, or inviting me... *sigh* Oh well. I always know that I have a friend in you, Mortimer.

Oh, I should start with an introduction. This is Mortimer. He's my bedpost. He's always been there for me when I need someone to talk to or a shoulder to cry on. Best of all, he can't cheat on me and is always prepared for a booty call. Like right now... I just need to... slide my panties to the side... and rub... *groan* against him... get him nice and lubed up to... *GASP* Oh god YES Mortimer! Fill me up! Make me forget the bastard! *slowly moves up and down, filling my pussy with Mortimer's stiff hard wood*