Chapter 4
by 
Nemo of Utopia
Which Monster Do You Want To Follow?
Porcine Brute
You are a pig-ish being slightly larger than a typical human in nearly every dimension and possessed of enhanced strength. Unfortunately, that's basically all that you have going for you. Your weapons are a pair of axes that won't even vaguely hold an edge because they are made from solid 18 karat gold, and so is your armor. I mean, sure, it might sell for a lot of money in town, but, that doesn't make it any more useful to YOU: the weapons of the adventurers cut right through it...
You spawn in an out of the way little dungeon called "The Lost Pork Cannery" along with a few other pig-themed monsters including other 'porcine brutes' that like you roam the hallways and rooms looking for the adventurers only to get mowed down as soon as they find them.
See, at the bottom of the dungeon is a gate into the underworld, and this dungeon is one of the earliest possible access points for heading into that area of the game, which offers some 'seriously sick loot' apparently so you & your fellow brutes end up greasy, smears on the walls every day or two so a party of 'heroes' can waltz on through the portal in one direction or the other.
But not today: today is going to be a different story: today, you are going to make the most of your life and alter the path of your destiny...
First, Check Out Your Sheet: What Does It Say?
You come into being as a low-level monster, the kind heroes chew through like popcorn. You know the drill, whether you're a player yourself or an artificial intelligence, and you're sick of it. You set out on your own quest: to defeat the heroes at any cost (or at least be an epic boss somewhere down the line).
Updated on Mar 13, 2026
by Witmann
Created on May 11, 2015
by Cantalope