Porcine *Barbarian*...?

You open up the character sheet screen, expecting nothing to be different, but it IS, it very much IS!

Basic Data:

Name: Porcine Barbarian #3
Sex: [[Undecided]]
Gender: [[Undecided]]
Sexual-Orientations: [[Unrolled]]
Race: Porcinate Entity →
Class/Level: Barbarian 3 →

Stats:

Str: 17
Dex: 14
Sta: 15
App: 7
Cha: 18
Int: 12
Wit: 10

HP: 68
MP: 30
SP: 39
CC Atk: 40
CC Def: 35
Rng Atk: 30
Rng Def: 33
Mag Atk: 11
Mag Def: 14
Spec Atk: 32
Spec Def: 32
Soc Atk: 31
Soc Def: 20
Speed: 32

Permanently Active Powers:

Racial:

GILDED GLORY: "Golden" weapons and armor you wield and wear are as strong as steel while you are using them.

PORKING WITH PORK: for purposes of seductive advances to members of your preferred genders and sexual orientations your appearance score is treated as being equal to their own if it would be more favorable for it to be so. Additionally, as long as you make a significant amount of effort to provide a satisfying experience to your partner, you will always succeed, no matter how jaded your partner might be.

Class:

SHATTER YOUR ENEMIES: you threaten **** by 'massive damage' any time you inflict [(10% of enemy max HP or 50 whichever is greater) damage - (your current levels of barbarian & compatible classes)] of HP Damage in any given five-second interval of time.

Well, this is, new...

For one thing, you used to be working with a typical, and much more simplistic, NPC stat profile, and for another, you obviously have not had this 'Gilded Glory' ability: that is going to change everything!

Out of the blue, a window pops up in the right-hand side of your field of vision:

[ Select Sex and Gender Options Now? ]
[Yes!] [No.]

You click "Yes" and make your selections...