Plot to deal with Lauren

"That bitch is ruining the show and undoing all our hard work!" Natalie raged.

"Even worse, she's tearing down all these girls, ripping up all their self esteem!" Roxy shook her head.

"We can't let this stand." Dana declared.

"Sure, but what can we do?" Roxy asked. "Kick her out."

"Oh, I have a better idea then that..." Natalie grinned. "We give that bitch a taste of her own medicine!"

***

Meanwhile Lauren was in the audience drinking her fourth gin and tonic. Suddenly a voice called out over the PA.

"Ladies and gentlemen, one member of the audience has won a special prize! Will Lauren Adkins please come backstage?"

"Looks like I'm a winner!" Lauren grinned, hopping to her feet before wobbling slightly.

"Lauren, they might be pretty mad at you." One of her friends cautioned. "You were being pretty loud in the show.."

"Yeah, like I'm scared of a bunch of chubby girls in g strings!" Lauren hiccuped. "I'll see you losers later!"

Lauren, wobbling on her high heels, headed backstage...