Piper's not fooling anyone

Piper had been working on her improv skills. It was essentially for body-swapping after all. But there was a different between fooling strangers and fooling your target's mother.

"It'll be fine." Miranda had said. Well Miranda was wrong!

Piper could feel her eyes on her. She felt like she should say something. Anything. But she had no idea what to say! Miranda's personality was basically 180 degrees from her own. Clearly her mother would know something was up the moment she said anything.

"Ah this is nice," Miranda's mom finally broke the silence. They were at the spa soaking in a hot bath to start. "I've missed you."

"I miss you too m-mom." Piper fumbled over her words a little.

"Soooo...."

"So...what?" Piper asked.

"Oh come on. Don't be shy! He's huge, isn't he? What are you working with? 6? 8? 10 inches?"

"MOM!" Piper was shocked. She knew Miranda had said to talk sex, but was this really how they talked together.

"What? You've always told me about your boyfriends. Unless...don't tell me you're...waiting!" She said waiting as if it were a horrible concept.

"No," Piper felt like Miranda wouldn't do that, "We're having sex. Good sex. Great sex. Ya. He's huge."

"Does he eat pussy?" She asked with a flat face.

"What! You can't ask that!"

"I just did. So the answer is no...I'll have to talk to that boy-"

"No! No he does. All the time," Piper felt herself flush as she said it, "He's VERY generous."

"Well good. Cause like I've always told you no point staying with a selfish lover. Why your father-"

"Stop! That's enough."

"Really? He's not here you know. I know he'd spank me silly if he knew I encouraged you to have sex but, well, besides that fact that I'd probably enjoy that it's none of his business what us girls talk about," She chuckled, "He's probably out there giving you man, The Talk. I bet he 'accidently' put his shotgun in the trunk so Zeke sees it when they get their clubs out. 'Member when he told that boy, oh what was his name...at the fall dance...Leroy? What was it?"

Piper froze. Of course she had no idea what she was talking about, "Uh yeah. Leroy."

"Ah anyway, he told Leroy that he knew the exact place to hide a body in the woods where nobody would ever find it. I think you didn't speak to him for a month after that."

Piper's dad said that? That's insane. She **** a smile, "Oh ya. I remember."

"Honey are you feeling alright? Too hot? We can leave the bath."

"Um, no. I'm ok." Piper said, worried her cover was blown.

Of course Piper knew that magic was real, but there was no way Miranda's mom would assume the woman sitting in front of her was anyway other than her daughter. Even if she was acting strange, body swapping just wasn't a thing to consider. Instead...

"Are you really alright? If he's hurt you...we can help. No matter what, we can protect you."

"Oh God no!" Piper said quickly, "Not at all. He's wonderful. Really. Not as good of a golfer as I made him out to be, but seriously. I'm just tired, that's all."

Miranda's mom bit her lip, but didn't push it, "Alright then. If you say so. But I'm getting hot, let's cool down before our massages..."

Somehow Piper made it through the rest of their spa day without any issue. It helped once they started doing activities that made speaking hard, like their massage or the facials. Once she let herself enjoy it, it was rather luxurious.

They made it back to the house before the boys. Or boy and girl pretending to be boy. To Piper's surprise Miranda's mom followed her up to Miranda's bedroom. "Ah, it's so good having you back home. I know you've got your own life now but you're still my baby you know."

"I know mom."

Miranda's mom wondered around and then sat down on the bed. She spotted something tucked underneath it and pulled it out, "A camera...a polaroid? How neat!"

"Mom no-" But it was too late. Click. She took a photo of Piper. Of course the film came out blank but Piper..

"AHHH! Who are you! What the hell? What's going on!?" Miranda's mom screamed.

"Just calm down," Piper tried to talk to her, but it just made things worse. She was totally freaking out, "I'm Piper. Miranda's friend..." She didn't seem to be listening at all, "It's magic. We...oh God...how do I ever explain this..." Piper grabbed the camera from her and snapped a photo. When the film came out Piper tapped it, transforming into Piper's mom. "See? I'm you now."

She stopped freaking out at stared at her doppelganger. "My God..." She looked down and saw the polaroid's of Zeke and casually picked one up, tapping the center. She instantly transformed into Zeke. Naked of course. She stood up and looked down at the cock between her legs, "You weren't lying..." She grabbed it, "This is huge..."

"I know it's a lot to take in. Miranda can explain better. I'm sorry for tricking you, I was just trying to help my friend..."

She looked at Piper, "I...I'm still really confused. It's hard to accept but...magic really is the only explanation..." Suddenly she smiled, "I get it. Miranda is gay but is afraid of how we'll react, so she had you pretend to be a man! Oh, that makes me feel like a bad mom! Of course I still love her! I'm sorry I made her feel that way."

"That's not it," Piper said, "Well. Not exactly. It's not that she's gay. She's just single. She didn't want you trying to set her up."

"Oh...OH!" She said. "I see...well. In that case..." She turned to stare Piper down, "Since you played a trick on me, you are going to help me play a trick on Miranda. Do that, and I'll forgive you."

"Y-yes...Mrs-"

"No Mrs. Call me Judy. Actually no. Call me Miranda." She pulled out a polaroid of Miranda and tapped it. She'd figured it out rather quickly. "You can be Judy."

"Wait..." It dawned on her what exactly she was proposing. Now instead of trying to play the daughter, she had to play the mother? What the hell was wrong with this family, "I can't be you."

"Don't worry, I'm not going to make you blow my husband or anything. Just give him a kiss on the cheek when he gets home and tell him he needs a shower. That's all."

"Umm..."

"It'll be fine dear." The way Judy said it left no room for argument. Piper groaned. Like mother like daughter, what was it with these two? "Now come on, let's get dressed."