Pink Skies in Morning

There was a loud knocking on Brandi's door. "I'm off!" called her sister Briana. "Don't be late!"

Brandi stretched. She felt someting on her head and reached up and felt a headband. She tried to remove it, but it wouldn't budge. While she was doing that, she noticed her hair felt different: curlier. She sat up. She looked down and noticed her blank tank top was now pink, and she felt hair around her shoulders. She leapt out of bed and ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror.

"What the fudge?!" she yelled before staring at herself in disbelief.

She saw her now blonde, longer, wavy hair and the gaudy pink makeup along with the pink cat ear headband. "What the fudge?!" she yelled. "Why can't I say 'fudge'?" she screamed as she tried to say "fuck."

She wondered if Briana had somehow pranked her by gluing a wig on and doing her makeup in her sleep, but it did not feel like a wig. It was her own real hair. She tried to remove the make-up, but it seemed permanent. "FUUUUDGE!"

Brandi paced back and forth in her room. She wanted to skip school today as she could not show up looking like this but for some reason she knew she could not be late. She tried to talk herself out of going to school, but she kept going through the motions. She decided she did not need to shower as she looked fresh and she sniffed her armpits, and they did not stink. She put on deodorant and removed the oversize tank top which is all she wore. She opened her underwear draw. "What the fudge!"

She looked at what she thought were the most ridiculous, girly panties she ever saw. Her black lace panties and red thongs were all gone. She searched her other drawers, but all she found were pink or white lace push up bras. She pulled on a pair of Hello Kitty panties and a white lace pushup bra then went to her closet. "WHAT THE FUDGE?!"

"You gotta be fudging kidding me!"