Phonecall

"Oh! Hey, bro! How are you doing? Enjoying your new riches? I really have to thank you for sharing that magic lamp with me. You have no idea how much I've been enjoying my wish! I've been getting laid left and right. Today I pulled my pants down at the break room and—..."

"Oh? That?... Yeah, it's true, I did pay your mom a little visit"

"What!? You know I had a thing for her since we were kids. It's not my fault she's such a hot milf, and she's been single for years! It only took her one glance at my cock to get hooked. I'm sure you would've done the same in my shoes."

"Of course we did it raw, I hate the feeling of condoms. She was practically begging for it too, howling about how bad she wanted to be a mom again, I couldn't help myself. It's not like money is gonna a problem for your family anyway..."

"Block me? Seriously? Whatever, dude, have fun raising your baby brother. Im visiting your sister next"