Perry Mattfeld

My roommate and landlady, Perry Mattfeld, was ready to head out, but had called me into the house.

"I want you out by next week," she said.

"But my lease isn't up until next month," I said.

"Don't care," she said. "Look, I know we go way back, but you're a slacker and a creep. Either find a job by next week, or move out. I'm really sorry, John."

I asked if I could test my hypnosis skills on her, and she agreed, and soon she was in a trance.