Pen Desk

For fucks sake, Pen Desk!? You're just looking at things in front of you and naming them!

"Pen... Desk..?"

"It's short for Penny?" You try to offer in the hopes of salvaging this

"Do you think I'm an idiot?"

"We-well no. O-of course not."

"You're a lying little whore aren't you? A lying whore who needs a punishment!"