Party for Hera (Male)

"Aw, come on, Hera! Even the so-called 'virgin goddesses' broke their vows for him!"

"I said, 'No!' Now, as your Queen, I order you to drop it!"

You hide around the corner as the conversation comes to its close. You've heard this argument countless times from these two. Ever since the women of the school began falling in love with you, Aphrodite has made it her mission to get her fellow goddesses in on the romantic misadventures. You're not sure if this is because of some sick game, or because Aphrodite herself has fallen for you and wants to spread the love.

Either way, the argument ends the same way it always does: Hera storms off, leaving Aphrodite behind. The love goddess sulks as she comes around the corner. She nearly bumps into you before realizing you're there. "Oh! Sam! How much of that did you hear?"

"All of it," you say honestly. "And all of the last few times too."

Aphrodite lets out a groan. "I've been trying to get Hera out of her foul mood since the divorce with Zeus. She's my friend and my Queen! She deserves some happiness! I don't know where else she's going to get any besides the school's resident harem protagonist!"

"Uh...thanks?" You say, unsure of how to respond. "But Hera doesn't have to join."

"What do you mean?" Aphrodite asks, confused. "You don't find her attractive?"

"Well, no, I do," you say. "But I've already got the entire female senior year, the teachers, the Night School, the lunch lady, the janitor, even the bus driver for girlfriends! I can barely keep up as it is! Besides, I don't want to **** her into anything she doesn't want to be in."

"But that's the thing! She does want it! She's just too proud to admit it!" Aphrodite admits.

You sigh a throw up your hands. "Well, I don't know what to tell you. She already had to deal with Zeus cheating on her. I can't think of any way she'd find a way to let that slide with me if it never helped with her ex-husband."

You start to walk past Aphrodite, but she suddenly grabs your arm to stop you. A mischievous twinkle shines in her eyes and her smile stretches from ear to ear. "You, my darling mortal, have just given me a genius idea."

"Uh-oh."