Oversized shirt

Looking through your wardrobe you find an oversized shirt, you place it on your bed and start to look for underwear which ends in a fail ass all of them are too big or too tight and pants wouldn't work either.

Sighing to yourself you put on the oversized shirt. "Well it could be worse." You say as you look in the mirror seeing that the shirt covered you until your mid thigh, the problem was that if you raised your hands above your head it would expose your crotch and your bubbly butt.

In that moment you were glad that you would have the entire day to yourself, now the question is what to do now?