One crucial detail

"Uh...Mandy?"

The woman turned to her friend on the subway. "What's up?"

"Aren't you forgetting something?"

Mandy searched through her purse. "Let's see...cell phone...wallet...house keys...no, I got everything."

"Not that, honey."

Mandy looked down at her nude body and was suddenly overcome with realization. "Oh, dammit! I left my badge at home!"

Sarah, her best friend and fellow panelist at their convention, laughed and shook her head. "You'd forget your own head if it wasn't attached."

Mandy swiped at Sarah's badge, but missed and ended up slapping her friend's bare breast. Sarah just laughed and held her badge away, turning slightly to show off her naked ass as an extra taunt. "Ah-ah-ah! I warned you what would happen!"

"Oh, man! What now?" Mandy asked. "I can't stand at our booth without my badge! They won't know I'm part of the panel! Hell, what if they see I'm the only attendee who's nude without a badge?"

The subway lurched to a stop. Sarah stood up and gave Mandy a smug grin. "Better think of something fast. This is our stop."