Oh no...

You slam into what feels like a brick wall, still reeling from the impact, you attempt to uncover the identity of your "assailant".

Oh no "Captain Stently!" You shout, incredibly surprised to see him here "What a wonderful surprise!"

The police captain just glares at you, and then your bag and then your outfit "Finally been selected to join Miracle University have ye Morgan?" He finally asks.

You smile at him and nod "Yes sir, today's the day it all changes!"

Stently nods approvingly and twirls his moustache a little "Y'know, I remember when your father first enrolled" He chuckles warmly "Always told him he was a silly bastard and that the elves would never accept a human into their prestigious school..."

You sigh internally, having heard this story a thousand times you know that all Stently's gonna end up saying is how right he was "Look captain, I'd love t-"

"Aye, I told him again and again, yet continually he'd come back, day after day..." Stently continues regardless of your protests, though this time is different, usually he's done by now...