Oh hell no!

"Okay, so I've given up on selling the water..." Aqua said, having a box the next day. "This time, I'm going for something that requires some effort and skill to make!"

"Admirable... So... What have you got this time?" Kazuma asked.

"Soaps I made with my unique talents and abilities!" Aqua declared.

"...soaps? You and your weird ideas... You actually think this will sell?" he asked, taking a box.

"Now now Kazuma, soaps take pure water to make, so soap made with my water should be of exceptional quality!" she declared.

"Fine, but who uses soap around here anyway?"

"You'd be surprised, I already sold several!" Aqua said proudly, just as Kazuma removed one... And marveled at it. It was a soap statue of a knight that was on his horse.

"Woah, awesome, this is soap!?" he asked.

"And I got other designs too!" Aqua declared, showing off a few.

"So which ones sold the best?"

"Beautiful women in general... I even sold out of Darkness ones, where the armor melts off as you use it... Speaking of which, here," she said, blushing as she gave him one of herself, which Kazuma pocketed with a smirk, admitting that was a pretty creative slutty task for her to do. He couldn't decide whether or not Darkness would like Aqua doing that with her image though...

Unfortunately a police officer showed up and interrogated Aqua about the obscene soaps being sold. Aqua ended up showing him, and to her delight and relief, he was blown away and started wanting some himself as Kazuma stared deadpan at the pathetic display...

Then a female police officer showed up, and with a dead look, Kazuma pointed. "Ms. Officer? They're the ones," he ratted Aqua out without a shred of hesitation.