Nothing...yet

Given that when we arrived home I had expected half of the house to be destroyed it was a relief to find that it was not only still standing but it looked better than ever, apparently they girls had gone back to taking care of their chores as usual. However, once we entered the house it was very obvious that there was a heavy air about the house, a sort of tension that drew the environment into a level that was almost ****. Even Etna felt it, her tail whipping around nervously as we walked further into the home.

The first Prinny we met was Cammie, the hot blond catching us in her sights and immediately dropping to the ground in a low bow, "M-Master Etna! Master John! It's good to see you home, dood!" My eyebrows raised in surprise as Etna grinned, apparently the punishment worked, "Get off the ground Prinny." Cammie was quick to do what Etna ordered, standing up with a swift salute that apparently amused Etna greatly, "Well, at least one of them is trained right."

"Cammie," I interrupted, catching the tense Prinny's attention, "Where are Abby and Bea?" Cammi pointed on hand directly to the living room, her voice ringing out, "In there cleaning Master John dood!" "Hm," I began looking toward the living room and feeling the tension ratcheted up ten fold, "Did they get into a fight?" Cammie glanced around nervously before slowly nodding, "Y-Yes Sir Master John dood...but I reminded them of what happened to me and they stopped!" I nodded, patting Cammie's head before walking into the living room, Etna following as her tail continued to spasm.

Sure enough, as I had expected, Abby and Bea were in there, both of them cleaning the variety of objects and other artifacts in the room...but with a stern glare on their faces. In fact, Abby and Bea never so much as looked away from one another, electricity almost striking between their eyes as they glared one another down. "Ahem," I said, instantly turning their attention from each other to Etna and myself.

The mood suddenly lifted, as if it had never been there Abby and Bea gave both of us great smiles, each Prinny running up to their preferred leader with a grin and a bow. Abby was the first to speak, being the one with the loudest mouth it made sense as she spoke, "M-Master John dood! How was shopping? Are you okay? Anything you want me to...take care of dood?" A suggestive wiggle of her eyebrow rose an annoyed growl from Etna, her glare sent to wither Abby on the spot missing due to Abby's intense focus on me.

However, before she could do anything Bea gently spoke up, a salute in her posture as she tried to catch Etna's attention, "M-Master Etna, did everything go well? Would you like me to make you anything, any sweets that you prefer dood?" Etna was thrown off by this declaration, a slight shiver going down her spine but otherwise ignoring Bea's closeness and preference for her.

A sudden scoff caught Bea's attention, Abby giving her a smirk as she mumbled in her 'best' Bea imitation, "Would you like me to lick your boots while I'm at it dood?" Bea twitched angrily and turned to Etna, "I'm sorry to say Master Etna dood but Abby has been a bitch all day." Etna smirked and turned to Abby, a chance at punishing being dropped right into her lap making her intensely happy.

"W-Wait! What?" Abby said in surprise, "I didn't do anything, you gotta believe me Master John!" Abby turned to me, grabbing onto my shirt with tears in her eyes, "S-She said that your cock was tiny and that you didn't deserve Master Etna dood!" Etna was quick to round on Bea, this time a glare fixed on her as Bea quickly pointed to Abby, "B-But she said that she'd be better for Master John cause she actually has boobs dood!" Etna's glare flared up like hell fire, turning to Abby with flames in her eyes and a snarl on her lips, "Oh...did she now?"

Shit, I had to calm this down and fast! I still had Etna under the bet so I could stop her but what to say without setting her off?