Not what you were expecting...

You have to. You know you have to. Every guy's at least wondered what it would be like, right? And you can probably change things back; there's a whole 'Saved Presets' tab after all, right? You click the entry field and type in the first thing that came to mind, fingers twitching in idle anticipation as you press Enter.

{I am a girl.}

You feel... nothing. "Of course, it's a scam," you mutter under your breath. A tension returns to your shoulders that you haven't noticed before, and yet you can tell it isn't new. "Fuckin' knew it. It's like asking for a million dollars, it's not gonna happen." To prove your point t̶o̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶s̶e̶l̶f̶, you click the entry field once more.

{I have a million dollars in the bank.}

As soon as you press Enter, you hear your phone vibrate next to you and its screen lights up. Looking down at it, you see a notification from your bank. A "Huh?" escapes you involuntarily as you read 'E-transfer of $997655 from [email protected] has been automatically deposited into your account.' "So it does work? So why didn't..." You trail off.

A single thought, a rogue, traitorous thought, pops into your head. 'You didn't have a million dollars in the bank before, now you do. So the only logical reason for you not being turned into a girl, is that you already were one."

Well, maybe that thought isn't so traitorous. It actually sounds like something worth exploring, with your shiny new webpage and all. Or maybe you could just brush it off for now and just have fun with the site, now that you know it works.