Not so Tough

"Freeze!" said Etta.

Bonnie froze, her cigarette still in her mouth.

Lilith took the cigarette and flicked the ashes onto Bonnie's head then dropped it and snuffed it out under her toe. She leaned into Bonnie. "Bonnie, the taste of cigarettes make you incredibly nauseous and the smell of cigarette smoke makes you equally nauseous. Any time you crave a cigarette, you'll suck your thumb instead and keep sucking it for as long as it would normally take you to finish a cigarette." Lilith turned back to her friends. "How tough is she going to look doing that?"

"Let's keep going," said Etta. She leaned into Bonnie and spoke into her ear. "Bonnie, any time you threaten someone with ****, unless it's really self-defense, you'll lose bladder control."

It was Megan's turn. "Bonnie, any time you insult someone, you'll let loose a loud, smelly 10 second long wet fart."

The girls laughed.

"Bonnie," said Lilith, "any time you talk to a guy you find sexy, you'll put your finger up your nose and not realize you're doing it until someone points it out."

"Bonnie," said Etta, "if you get mad, you'll stomp your feet and pump your fists up and down while saying 'baby Bonnie berry angwy.'"

The girls were all laughing now imagining how Bonnie was going to look tough doing all of that. Bonnie picked up the cigarette and shoved the filter up Bonnie's right nostril. "Has she had enough?"