Not so Sweet Talk

Suddenly, Paige found herself feeling a little horny. Luckily for her, that was never usually a problem. It was literally just a case of walking up to a guy, or even smiling in his direction, and they would do the rest. The only issue she might have was finding a guy that met her high standards. Luckily, the bar was pretty packed with jocks and she had a fair few options tonight.

One of those options was Josh, a surfer dude type who was good-natured but about as dumb and shallow as she was, with long blonde hair and a ripped physique he would be an easy, no strings attached lay to get her sudden bout of horniness out of her system.

"Hey, Paige, it's great to see you. You look fucking amazing as ever, babe!" Josh greeted the beautiful woman walking towards him as enthusiastically as could be expected. He knew what this approach meant. What he hadn't anticipated were the words she would greet him with.

"I have a hairy itchy anus and a bad case of crabs"

Paige had no idea why she had just said that out loud or where those words had come from. None of those things were even true. Josh did a double take before deciding to dismiss it as an odd joke. It would take more than that to put him off fucking someone as hot as Paige.

"You really crack me up Paige!" he laughed, so can I get you a drink or what?

"I have a hairy itchy anus and a bad case of crabs"

Now Josh did look puzzled. But he was nowhere near as confused as Paige. She was already horny and seemingly getting hornier by the minute so why did she keep saying that? And why was she saying it with such enthusiasm and loud enough for anyone vaguely in earshot to hear? It was almost impossible for her to fail with guys but she was on the verge of losing Josh, she could tell.

"Um, is everything okay with you babe?" He asked, really hoping the next words out of Paige's mouth would be anything but...

"I have a hairy itchy anus and a bad case of crabs"

Now people were openly looking round at the awkward and embarrassing exchange from which Josh clearly wanted to extract himself.

"Um, you know what babe. I think I might need to catch up with you another time. Uh, I think I can hear my buddy calling me. See you later!"

Paige couldn't believe what had just happened. Josh had practically run off as if she were a freak and she couldn't even blame him. Why would she say disgusting, untrue crap like that about herself? It was as if someone else had put the words into her mouth.

Worse still, Paige was now feeling hornier than ever. The room was still full of eligible guys who wanted to fuck her. All she had to do was make sure she didn't mess up like that again.