Not Famous Enough

"My career has plateaued," said Bebe, "I see Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, Nicky Minaj, Rhianna, and them sky rocket, and I'm just...there."

"You don't have a hook," John told her.

"A hook?"

"Yes, you have a great ass. Very firm and very sexy."

Bebe looked down coyly and ran her hand through her hair. "Aww, thanks."

"But you're not using it to it's full advantage."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, do you have any ass tattoos?"

"No."

"You need to get Spank me! tattooed on your left ass cheek and a red hand print on your right ass cheek, and when it's all healed up, make it your social media cover photo."

"Excellent!"

"Also, get an anal plug with a tail that matches your hair. Any time you're on the red carpet or on stage, you need to have your dresses, pants, skirts, jeans, shorts, and panties tailored to have holes in them that allow you to insert "the anal plug. It'll be the sexiest thing you can do."

"Oh wow, yes!"

"Also, semen is great for your vocal chords, so always swallow cum before a concert, recording session, or any time you sing in public, and always, and I mean always get spanked during foreplay and have anal sex after a performance."

"Of course!"

"Next, right a song about how real women love to be spanked and fucked up the ass. Something like 'Spank my ass 'til it's sore and red then throw me on the bed. I don't have to be a slut to love it up the butt. Fuck me ass up face down, and my screams will wake the town.'"

"I'll have to write that down! Thank you so much!"

"Good, now let's talk about how you can thank me."