Normandy crew enters!

As the students were about to turn tail and run away from the angry biotic they were suddenly not the only group.

"Jack, Miranda. We came to congratulate the new...." Shepard said as she and the rest of the crew came in. Several holding wedding gifts. But all of them stopped when they saw the lack of clothes on the two.

"Holy Hell!!" James went wide eyed as he saw all the skin that was being shown.

"Wow." Tali spoke. "Is it normal for married humans to be naked around everyone?"

"The Honeymoon is considered the prime opportunity for sexual gratification. However usually it is done in private." EDI answered. "Perhaps they are exhibitionist? Jack is understandable with her lack of clothing when she first came on the Normandy however Miranda is a unexpected surprise."

"I'm not an exhibitionist!" Miranda shouted. This went from bad to worse. Now all of her friends could see her naked!!!

"This is how you celebrate a marriage!" Wrex boomed. "Although I didn’t know two females of your species could reproduce. Is it like Asari?" He looked at Liara.

"No. Humans are unable to reproduce with the same sex without aid." Liara said. Neither her or Shepard were really surprised by the biotics lack of clothing.

"Shepard!!" Jack marched towards her. "HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU LET US GET HITCHED?!"

"Let you? I couldn't stop either of you. I tired. But Miranda wouldn't take no for an answer and you were hell bent on getting matching tattoos."

"It's true." Kasumi appeared. "The whole video had you two ripping off each other clothes after say I Do." She whispered to Traynor. "The video was uploaded to the net. It's currently the second most viewed one in the galaxy."

Traynor looked shocked. "Can you send me the link?" She whispered back.

"Already done."

Jack was so humiliated and pissed. She glared at her 'wife'. "This is your fault!!"

"Fuck you Jack! I'm going to finally kill you!!"

The two powerful biotics launched at each other.

"A fight. In my cycle this was a form of courtship." Javik observed.

"That explains a lot." Garrus said.

The attacks completely destroyed the others pillows leaving them with no coverage anymore.

"I'll admit Ive never been interested in women but Miranda is making me curious." Steve said.

The two then realized they were putting on one very naked fight in front of a captive audience.

They both threw their arms over their more private parts and were overwhelmed by the embarrassment of the situation.

"So...are we still giving these to you?" Ashley asked as she held out the gift she got them. She might not know them as well as the others but Shepard is back because of one of them so she was trying to be nice.

"I don't think anyone brought them any clothes." Garrus said.

"Why the fuck are you all still starring?!" Jack shouted.

"It's hard to look away." Joker finally found his voice. This was like a fantasy come to life.

Miranda wanted to cry. This was the worst day of her life. But she didn't realize it was just getting started.