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Miranda Lambert was walking up the little old country road in her tightest pair of blue jeans and a tight, low-cut top that showed off her impressive tits when she spotted the run-down bar a little bit further up the road.

Unbeknownst to her, a balding, middle-aged man named Rufus lived in a little run-down shack that was the only building on the road except for the bar.

And he had his eyes (and other things) locked onto the hot blonde country singer, who was known in her pre-marriage days for her "man bashing" songs

And old Rufus decided that she was going to have to pay for that.

And Miranda never saw him before he pounced on her.