No place like home

Sif took Natasha down into the vault. They passed by an array of strange and magical objects. At one point Natasha even thought she saw something that resembled the infinity gauntlet, but before she could bring it up they arrived at what looked like a portal. “This here shall return you to your rightful place in history” said Sif, “All you have to do is walk through.” Natasha bid her farewells and have thanks to Sif as she walked towards the portal. She took a deep breath and walked through.

Natasha reappeared right back on the platform in Avengers headquarters and was greeted by the sight of the rest of the team. Finally, thought Natasha, it’s all over. However she noticed that they were all staring at her strangely. She looked down and instantly yelped, once again, she was naked. She covered herself up with her hands, how did this happen? Then Natasha remembered what Sif had said, that it send things back to where they came from. It must’ve sent her bathrobe back to it’s room. “Very, very long story, let’s just say that we may have forgotten the rules of time travel from the terminator. Can I get a towel please?” Said Natasha awkwardly.

Before anyone could offer her anything however, a woman wondered in carrying a large axe. “Hey Thor, you left Stormbreaker back at As-“ but she stopped herself when she saw Natasha. The pair locked eyes and Natasha became nervous whilst the woman became furious with recognition. “You! I spent a whole year serving as the Grandmaster’s naked jester because of you!” Natasha bolted from the platform as Valkyrie gave chase, only stopping to grab the large paddle from the table tennis set.

Natasha sprinted out of the facility, not bothering to cover herself as she ran to the lake, however she tripped up on a rock and fell straight into a motorboat. Nat tried to get up but found herself entangled within a large fishing net, she squirmed and struggled but only served to entangle herself further until her arms were pinned to her side, Valkyrie caught up and stood over triumphant. “Have fun getting back here darling.” Said Valkyrie as she reaches over for the engine. “Wait don-“ Nat’s voice was drowned out by the roaring of the engine, as she continued to protest and beg she saw Valkyrie and the Avengers HQ grow smaller and smaller. Nat then remembered that this part of the lake led to the rowdy sorority houses of a nearby college, she gulped, their reputation for nude based initiations and pranks was not going to be of any great help. This whole adventure better be worth it