No Need For Pen and Paper

Ryoko, thinking while flying: Hee-hee-HEEE!! This is gonna be easier than i thought! I just gotta write a few lines about how much i love Tenchi, get him something sugary and he'll be all mine! This is gonna be so great!

Ryoko began imagining the scene. Her and Tenchi, alone, by the lake. He in his clothes all dirty from work in the field, she in a beautiful red dress. No, a tight black dress, with a short skirt. Yeah! With lots of cleavage showing. More than that! Like her breasts would be just barely covered. Yeah, that's perfect! Tenchi would hold her close. Look, no gaze, deep into her eyes.

Ryoko, blushing: Tenchi....

Tenchi, smiling confidently: Ryoko...

Ryoko: Tenchi....would you please...kiss me? I-if you want to, i mean!

Tenchi: I would love to. I've wanted to kiss you since the first time i laid eyes on you, my darling Ryoko.

Ryoko: But-but what about Ayeka?

Tenchi: I could never love someone as stupid and pig-like as her. You're the only one for me, Ryoko.

Ryoko: Oh, Tenchi, Tenchi, my love....

Tenchi: ....Ryoko....

Real-Ryoko giggled as she and Tenchi smooched in her head.

Ryoko: Yeah, just like that! Man, this is gonna be perfect! I love Earth holidays!!

Ryoko passed through the wall and checked the rafter that served as her room. She looked around excitedly for something to make the cards with before realizing she didn't keep things for writing around.

Ryoko: Damn! Never anything around when i need it! Hmm, who would have some paper and a pen or something?