No Interruptions - No Pulses

Five minutes pass in a blink.

Before you know it, you spot Emily shuffling out of the store as one of her co-workers closes the shutters. Just like the jogger and half the other women you've seen today, she's totally topless. So's her coworker for that matter.

...actually, now that you think about it, most of the mannequins you saw in the store weren't wearing anything either. Weird. Also weird that you're focused on this: Considering how horny people are when they hit adulthood, it's honestly surprising that this sort of thing wasn't habitual 'before' already.

Anyway, you jump and shout to call Emily over.

"Johnny~!" Emily says, smiling pleasantly as she approaches, "Didn't expect you here! Weird day, right?"

"You could say that, yeah." You agree easily. You consider trying to find a tactful way to bring up the weirdness you've noticed, but then shrug and decide all that tactful shit is for kids and the people who work with them, "Hey, what do you think about all these tits hanging out?"

Emily raises an eyebrow, confused, "Um... I mean, I don't swing that way myself, but," she shrugs, pointedly wobbling her own bare, naked tits, then smirks as your eyes dart back up to her face, "they're sure great for getting attention when you're single.~ Why? Interested? I just got a man, but I'm sure I could talk him into a threesome if you want."

You hold up your hands with a smile, "Nah, nah. I'm not that into sharing, and I just dumped a load on this nice girl I meat at the Park earlier, so I'm good. Just thought I'd take a moment to say 'Hi,' and," you glance down again with a wink, 'nice view.'"

"Alright cassanova," Emily punches your arm lightly, then perks up, "well, it's been nice but there's no time for a quickie and that's my man over there so... Catch you tomorrow?"

"Sure thing." You agree easily, stepping aside to let your friend strut over to the mall's entrance to reach up and deep-kiss a man you've never met. His hands drift a little lower, and they slide their way into an out-of-the-way hallway, giggling all the while.

Good for her: Emily's been needing a good, regular source of fucks for a while, and you've been sadly too busy to provide.