No, it worked perfectly

"Hey dude" said Mike with the most monotonous voice possible. "Hey" you answered, on a joyfull tone, but in the lookout for any kind of reaction.
"What's up ?" asked Mike

• Don't you notice anything ?
• What's that shitty question ? Sounds like what my sister would say after she got back form the hairdresser or something... So what ? You finally got up before 2 pm, is that what's new ?
  Acidic, as always
• Says the guy who never gets to bed, and randomly sleeps throughout days and nights.
• Hey, at least, I open the door when you knock on it...
• Still didn't talk to the building's guardian about your broken doorbell ?
• Yeah, well, I'll do that tomorrow
  He'd say that everytime, but never actually do it.
  So, what did you want ? He asked.
• Oh, hum, yeah, I... would you like to play some Rust later as a duo ? I got a new base design, I'm sure we won't get raided first night for once.
  What a shitty excuse, but I was so excited to see if my powers were working that much, I didn't even prepare an actual pretense to go see him.
• Yeah, why not. But seriously dude, you could have asked me on discord...
• Yeah, but I was huh... Heading out, and just thought about it when I was passing by your door.
• Whatever, just call me on discord when you wanna play. Imma take a nap..."
  And with that, he closed the door and locked it back.

You sighed a breath a relief. There was no way he wouldn't have noticed. That tight shirt highlighting those chiseled abs, versus the usual too large shirt ? No way. So this was working. You actually changed the perception of people, just by asking things to yourself in your bathroom.

What to do now ? What do I want, right now ? Because I can get it... Let's secure this first, I should have done that immediately, actually.

You went back to your room and your mirror, and asked yourself questions so that you couldn't die (you could get hurt, but your body was immune to damage to a certain point, making you immortal), you made yourself immune to diseases and aging as well.

"Now that this is covered, what do I want to do..."

I kinda want to lose that damn virginity...

You never had any luck with the girls. Not that you were unpopular, but you weren't particularly popular either and never actually put on the effort to do anything to look better and your obvious lack of self confidence never made you look very attractive... Now that part was entirely covered, and you had those long dreamed powers, you would be able to get pretty much any girl you want.