No, I think I'm good

"uhhh, no I don't know about that. Don't want to risk getting stuck in the game forever," you say.

"Well, you are boring. You're no Trajan. Perhaps it's for the best. Enjoy your mundane life," Loki said and vanished as you find yourself back on your couch.

You play the game for the next couple hours, masturbate 3 times and fall asleep on your couch with your dick in your hand.