No, But a Cleanup Is In Order

Hannah woke a few hours later feeling a bit bloated, with crumbs and grease all over her chest and belly. She groaned, her stomach gurgling angrily, causing her to place her hands on her belly and try to ease the discomfort.

"Ugh... what the hell?" Hannah groaned, wiping her chest with her hand, only to see she had smeared grease all over her hand.

"Dammit..."

She was about to get up and go wash up when she noticed the pizza box, two slices remaining inside. Her brows furrowed as she tried to remember when she'd eaten all the pizza, but looking down at her breasts she immediately saw the sauce and crumbs on their lips and knew it must've been them.

"Did you eat the pizza? Both of you?" She asked.

"Mhm!~" her right breast replied.

"We were hungry! We wanted some, and you weren't awake, sooo we helped ourselves~" her left breast giggled.

"Seriously?" Hannah groaned.

"Mhm, yeah. What's the big deal? You're not gonna get fat or anything. All of it is going into us!"

Hannah's eyes widened as her breasts wiggled seductively, their tongues poking out and licking their lips.

“And how’d you get the pizza into your mouths?” Hannah questioned, scared of the answer.

Her breasts didn't respond, and merely giggled, which didn't make Hannah feel any better.

Hannah sighed, shaking her head, "Fine, whatever. You want the last slices?"

"Sure!" Her right breast replied.

Hannah picked up the remaining two slices and held them in front of her breasts' mouths, watching as they took bites and chewed happily. She could feel her boobs chewing, and even more disturbingly, she could feel the food travel down what she could only describe as two new esophagus’ within her body.

"God, I'm not even gonna ask."

"Probably for the best." Her left breast cooed, its tone teasing.

As Hannah's breasts finished off the last of the pizza, Hannah got up, her bloated belly gurgling angrily. She could feel her boobs were a little heavier than usual too, but that was probably just her imagination.

"I'm going to take a shower." Hannah stated, walking towards the bathroom, her breasts bouncing happily with each step.

"Ooo, a shower! Sounds like fun~" Her left breast smirked.

"Yeah, a shower would be nice." Her right breast said.

Hannah didn't respond, simply entering the bathroom and closing the door behind her. She stripped out of her clothes, her breasts jiggling freely as she did so, and she stepped into the shower, turning on the hot water. The warm water felt good on her skin, and she sighed contentedly, the heat washing away the stress of the last two days.

Then her boobs started getting flirty,

"Hey, babe, check us out! Aren't we hot?"

"Hell yeah, we're hot! Look how sexy we look all wet n shit~”

"Damn, look at how bouncy and jiggly we are. Don't you just wanna bury your face between us?"

"Ooo, good idea, sis. Come on, Hannah, show us some love!"

"Yeah, come on, babe, show us some love~" her breasts cooed, wiggling their bodies, and pushing themselves together. She could feel them rubbing against one another, the water making their skin slick and smooth. She ignored them, trying to relax in the shower, the water cascading down her body. However, her breasts were having none of it, and they were determined to get a rise out of her.

"Oh, come on, babe, you can't just ignore us. We're way too sexy." Her left breast smirked.

"That's right, you can't just ignore us. Come on, baby, give us some attention." Her right breast purred.

Hannah closed her eyes, trying her best to ignore her breasts' taunts. She wasn't going to give them the satisfaction.

"Come on, babe, don't be like that. You know you want to touch us. You know you want to squeeze us and suck on our nipples. You know you want to make us moan and scream. Don't you, babe?" Her left breast cooed.

“You got Hayley. So let me shower in peace…” Hannah growled, applying shampoo to her hair before starting to lather her body with body wash, unfortunately focusing on her chest since that’s where all the grease and crumbs were.

“Oh yeah! Soapy tits! Just how we like ourselves! Hehe~" her right breast licked its lips, drooling as Hannah started scrubbing them.

Her left breast gave a happy purr, "Ooo, yeah, baby, that's it. Nobody can resist a pair of boobs like us, especially when we’re covered in suds~”

"Just shut up, please..." Hannah begged.

"Aw, come on, babe, don't be like that. We know you're loving this."

"Yeah, we know you're loving this. Come on, admit it. You're loving every second of this."

"Nope. Not listening." Hannah replied, her voice monotone.

Not long after, Hannah finished washing herself, stepping out of the shower and using a towel to dry herself off. She then wrapped the towel around her hair, drying off her head, not paying any mind to her breasts' protests.

"Aw, come on, babe, you can't leave us hanging. Come on, give us a little kiss."

"Yeah, a little kiss, a little suck, a little lick. Come on, you know you want to."

"Just. No. You had your fun tonight, and even had all the food. So please… let me have a moment to myself," Hannah sighed, walking out of the bathroom and going back to her bedroom. She put on a pair of panties and sat on the edge of her bed.

"Okay, fine, you can have a moment. But we're not going anywhere, babe."

"Yeah, don't you think for a second that we're going to let you off the hook."

"I said, just. shut. up."

"Make us," Her breasts smirked, their words teasing and their voices seductive.

Hannah sighed, closing her eyes and trying to clear her mind. Falling back and onto her bed, Hannah pulled the sheets over her and closed her eyes, hoping sleep would come quickly and end this whole ordeal.